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first try:
I THINK THE C IN VITAMIN C MUST STAND FOR "CRACK", BECAUSE I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!

second try:
I THINK THE C IN VITAMIN C MUST STAND FOR "ROCK COCAINE", BECAUSE I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!

third and fourth:
I THINK THE C IN VITAMIN C MUST STAND FOR "HEROIN", BECAUSE I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!
I THINK THE C IN VITAMIN C MUST STAND FOR "MARIJUANA", BECAUSE I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!

fifth:
I THINK THE C IN VITAMIN C MUST STAND FOR "CONAN CHRISTOPHER O'BRIEN", BECAUSE I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!

I think my favorite option is "CRYSTAL METH," even though it actually does start with a C, because I just like to work it into everything I do.
crack is too popular!

I THINK THE C IN VITAMIN C MUST STAND FOR "CHOCOLATE", BECAUSE I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!! AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

NOBODY DOES IT LIKE YOU

sorry cupcakes I love you

but I thought my monthly $10 would be better spent on a Sirius subscription b/c I am addicted to space music

sorry cupcakes
I love you
(this means I have killed bangbangbanquet.net/tmbg)

In college I took this Media course and one of the discussions we had ended up on cartoons for grownups and how my instructor felt they were "a low point in our culture" and shouldn't exist on the basis that all children should be able to imitate all behavior on all cartoons. I can't remember what I did say to him but I do know I really wanted to just present a ridiculous argument and I couldn't even think of any good ones. ONE YEAR LATER, I FINALLY thought of something I like :D HERE IT IS FOR NO ONE TO READ BECAUSE I'M SO PROUD I DON'T WANT TO KEEP IT TO MYSELF:

It's fine to make cartoons for grownups. To say it isn't is like saying adults shouldn't have any live-action shows or movies, because some live-action shows or movies are for kids. It's even like saying adults shouldn't eat food because some food is intended for children, like Ring Pops or Kids Cuisine. I don't stop my husband from eating truckload after truckload of Kids Cuisine frozen dinners, which are his favorite food. He is 35 years old and he loves those meals more than any child ever could, and there is nothing in that but pure beauty. In fact, when he gets home from work he refuses to come in the house unless I show him that I have at least five Kids Cuisine dinners on hand, and he refuses to speak to me until he has a properly heated dinosaur-shaped chicken strip in his mouth, which he may spit out and throw at me if it's too hot or cold, and I don't complain because there's nothing wrong with this. Everyone has their quirks. And if anyone were to ever say to him that he shouldn't eat Kids Cuisine products just because they are intended for children, that would be ignorant, and mean, and he would get very angry at them and for good reason. I haven't talked to my sister in twelve years because of her narrowmindedness on this issue.

My husband has developed pretty severe health problems as a result of his addiction to these meals, but I don't mind taking him to dialysis three times a week because he is my husband and I love him. And I love Kids Cuisine products, because they make him so happy. The only thing I don't love about Kids Cuisine products is that they do not come in Hungry Man-sized portions, which causes my husband to go through a minimum of 25 boxes a day. If Kids Cuisine products were more like Family Guy in that they made a version specifically for grown men to enjoy, my life would be a lot easier and my back would hurt a lot less because I could buy fewer boxes per week. This is why Family Guy needs to exist and is, in my opinion, one of America's greatest cultural achievements in recent memory.